How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Relate Jokes More Relate Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh