Pan Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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Follow the litre.

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Because he Neverlands.

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.