What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.