What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.