What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day