Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!