What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud