What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.