Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!