Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.