What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.