What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred