What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman