What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman