Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".