Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !