Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.