What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

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Because they find me more appealing.

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A horde.