Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.