What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter