How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

wav

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....