How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."