Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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Cause they'll Pikachu

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What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

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Independence Day

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!