Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em