Highlighter Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.