What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Niisan Jokes More Niisan Jokes

What does an onii-chan drive?

A Niisan. *cue rimshot*

What's a loli's favourite car?

A Niisan.