What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What's a loli's favourite car?

A Niisan.

What does an onii-chan drive?

A Niisan. *cue rimshot*