Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.