What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish?

Snushi.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles