Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Everywhere.

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He bombed the exam.

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A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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A fruit by the foot

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She wiped her arse.

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A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

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Konichihuahua

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Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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Even the name has 'lack' in it

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.