Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.