Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore