What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.