What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Previous Random Joke Next

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.