What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

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Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..