What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog