Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.