A thief in the knight
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There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They live in Cameltoe.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
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Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
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He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Veza
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A **MIDI**-val file.
They have the knights watch .
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
He found a chink in it.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses !
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Because they can get 4g
They all have chinks in their armor.
A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
He was trying to save Krypton
He was a safe robber.
Because he took the stairs.
They 'loin' fast!
Batman!
He would be robin.
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
A small medium at large.
Because they never run from nothin but the police
