A thief in the knight
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There were many knights.
He became Sir Loin
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They live in Cameltoe.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
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Sir Loin.
The hard-wear store
A Sir conference.
Nighty Night
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He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Sir Veillance
Sir Loin
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Sir Veza
Sir Amick
Because they fight knights!
Sir Lance-a-lot
A **MIDI**-val file.
They have the knights watch .
Sir Charge
A knight in Charmin armor.
A can opener.
He had the knight off!
Sir Lunchalot.
He found a chink in it.
In the Sir Lance Lot
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Sir Loin!
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights and crosses !
Sir Pent...
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Because of all the "knights"
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
I met a knight
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Don
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
They storm the baaaastille.
It was the knight time
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
It had beef.
French War Victories.
A moo-suem.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
How are you holding up?"
A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound
They all have chinks in their armor.
They 'loin' fast!
