What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What is the opposite of a Predator?

a Postdator

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.