What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in