What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.