How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.