How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!