What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Greasy Box Jokes More Greasy Box Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.