What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !