What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"