What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !