Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

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Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.