Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar