Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.