Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.