What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave