Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.