What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze