What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!