What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.