What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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You straight jack it.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.