What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!