What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.