What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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A: "Would you like fries with that "

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Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"