Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.