What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

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the underlay! underlay!

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.