How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.