How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha