What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred