Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.