Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?

My bike.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.