Because he overcame the dark side
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Gang, 'Nam Style.
Force of habit.
A Juan-a-be
A ripe bananna
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Acting
Anti amine's
They act too paowerful
If you break a leg, you get cast
Ovary-acting
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Got so excited she wet her plants.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
BBQ sauce
A paradux
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
Because it was cheesier said than done.
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Acting surprised.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Deus Ex Macarena
Who says they're acting "
A one night stand with Jesus
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
It was juts a stage he was going through.
It had a screw loose.
Ham-burgers!
Who says they're acting
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
An act of violins.
A wiener
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
He's trying to age disgracefully!
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
You will get burned, you idiot.
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.
She was told to do an essay in school.
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
By seducing it
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.
They both hate the French press
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
I missed you
Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
