Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

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Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

Allergy Jokes More Allergy Jokes

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Ariana Grande Jokes More Ariana Grande Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.