Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie