Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)