What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.