What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Previous Random Joke Next

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.