What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there